modern handcrafted wooden cheese board made from walnut, maple, rosewood, red heart and yellow heart, built in silver cheese slicer, perfect for charcuterie, cheese, and appetizers. Laser engraved with the phrase "charcuterie french word for cheese and other fancy shit"
modern handcrafted wooden cheese board made from walnut, maple, rosewood, red heart and yellow heart, built in silver cheese slicer, perfect for charcuterie, cheese, and appetizers. Laser engraved with the phrase "charcuterie french word for cheese and other fancy shit"
modern handcrafted wooden cheese board made from walnut, maple, rosewood, red heart and yellow heart, built in silver cheese slicer, perfect for charcuterie, cheese, and appetizers. Laser engraved with the phrase "charcuterie french word for cheese and other fancy shit"
modern handcrafted wooden cheese board made from walnut, maple, rosewood, red heart and yellow heart, built in silver cheese slicer, perfect for charcuterie, cheese, and appetizers. Laser engraved with the phrase "charcuterie french word for cheese and other fancy shit"
modern handcrafted wooden cheese board made from walnut, maple, rosewood, red heart and yellow heart, built in silver cheese slicer, perfect for charcuterie, cheese, and appetizers. Laser engraved with the phrase "charcuterie french word for cheese and other fancy shit"
modern handcrafted wooden cheese board made from walnut, maple, rosewood, red heart and yellow heart, built in silver cheese slicer, perfect for charcuterie, cheese, and appetizers. Laser engraved with the phrase "charcuterie french word for cheese and other fancy shit"
modern handcrafted wooden cheese board made from walnut, maple, rosewood, red heart and yellow heart, built in silver cheese slicer, perfect for charcuterie, cheese, and appetizers. Laser engraved with the phrase "charcuterie french word for cheese and other fancy shit"
modern handcrafted wooden cheese board made from walnut, maple, rosewood, red heart and yellow heart, built in silver cheese slicer, perfect for charcuterie, cheese, and appetizers. Laser engraved with the phrase "charcuterie french word for cheese and other fancy shit"

Hardwood, Laser Engraved Cheese Board

$90.00

Elevate your next gathering with a piece that blends contemporary design with timeless craftsmanship. The Lathe Nights Hardwood Cheese Board is a masterclass in natural contrast, meticulously assembled from hand-selected strips of premium solid hardwoods. Unlike standard boards, this layout uses horizontal grain lines to create a sleek, elongated aesthetic that makes any charcuterie spread look like a work of art.

Whether you are hosting an intimate wine night or a large holiday dinner, the high-contrast tones of deep Walnut, warm Cherry, and bright Maple provide a sophisticated and durable surface for your finest cheeses and hors d'oeuvres. This cheese board also features an integrated silver cheese slicer, perfect for cutting the cheese and preparing charcuterie. 

This board is also laser engraved with the phrase, "Charcuterie: French word for cheese and other fancy sh*t"; perfect for bringing humor to any party or gathering. 

This board also comes with additional wires to replace the wire when needed!

Why This Board is a Cut Above:

  • 🪵 High-Contrast Hardwood Blend: A striking combination of Black Walnut, Cherry, Maple, Yellow Heart, and Red Heart—highlighting the natural colors of the wood without the use of stains or dyes.

  • 🛡️ Sleek & Durable Surface: The face-grain construction showcases the elegant, long fibers of the wood, providing a smooth and stable surface for serving.

  • ✨ Professional Hand-Finish: Each board is meticulously sanded and seasoned with our 100% food-safe board cream for a rich, moisture-resistant glow.

  • 🎁 Artisan Gift Idea: A premier choice for weddings, anniversaries, or housewarmings for the host who appreciates small-batch, American-made quality.

Specifications:

  • Materials: Walnut, Maple, Cherry, Yellow Heart and Purple Heart

  • Design: Integrated cheese slicer, silver handle

  • Finish: 100% Food-Safe Mineral Oil & Beeswax

  • Measures 11.5" x 7"